- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Then none of us want to be right.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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