how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

YEAH THEY DO!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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