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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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