- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Your mother is so fat.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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