- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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