- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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