- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Vagina Boob

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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