- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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