- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

13 =B you just learned something

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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