- Anti Joke

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

if you don't like this you're gay

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.