- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

You sick fiend

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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