- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

123 f*ck off

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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