What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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9/11 my birthday

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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