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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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