- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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