- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Christ is a conspiracy

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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