- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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