what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Terraria

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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