Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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