Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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