- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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