- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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