- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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