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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Horse.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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