- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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