Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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I love you

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Anti Joke

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