what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Turkeys are obese

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

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