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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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