- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Fat people

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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