When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Cliterus

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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