Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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