- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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