q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A car walks into a bar.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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