- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

women's rights

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

haha black people :D

I dont have a girlfriend

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

This is funny.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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