- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

batman has diarrhea

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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