Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What's your guys names?

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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