Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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