- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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