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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Uh... What was emulating again?

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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