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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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