- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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