What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Cancer. Super Cancer.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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