the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

404 Error: Joke not found

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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