- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Pickles are moist.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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