- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What comes after 69? mouthwash

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Life

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Racial Equality

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.