How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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nothing

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Justin Bieber.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

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