who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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