- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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