Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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flavin's head

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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