- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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