Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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