What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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