im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why? Why not?

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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