why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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