- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A gay man watches football.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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