Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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