Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

An Asian person drove home safely.

What's the difference between a duck?

How High is a Chinese man

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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