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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How high is the sky? True or False

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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