- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

you know whats not funny white boards.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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