A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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