What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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