- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Women's rights

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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