What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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