I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A van drives into a car.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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