a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

you dint have to be a jew matt

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

I was once a hamster.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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