how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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I love you

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Get it? More.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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