- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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