- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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