Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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This statement is false.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Anti Joke

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